Roxxxxxxxxxxxxxanne! Is a song about a hook-ah from Par-iss... those days are oh-vah...you dohn have to .....

This morning, while taking an absurdly long time to select the color of our iPod (green), Parisist noticed a massive line of people snaking through the Fnac.

Tickets went on sale today for the Police show on September 29. They appear to be marking their 30th anniversary with a reunion tour.

Are they broke? Or just bored with tantric sex?

Whatever the reason, we'll be there with our red light. If we can afford the steep prices (56-111€), that is. And we'll be getting our tickets online, like the normal people do, rather than spending all day at Fnac.