Let's be honest: as convenient as the Metro is, it's the ridership that tends to turn your daily commute into a crowded, loud, malodorous, less-than-blissful experience. Our friend at blog No Place Like It singles out Paris' many tourists (though this seems to apply to everyone), and assembled a handy list of ten tips for dealing with them.

We especially like this one:

9. You there! ALL FIFTEEN OF YOU! Stick together and on ONE side of the corridor you chattering eejits. When you walk more than two abreast it is very hard for me to get around you. When I kick the back of your legs to make you move aside, please don't take it personally.

Preach on, sister! We could probably add about 20 items to this list if given the time. So what would you add? Let us know.

Photo by Tomas on Flickr